LOST MY MIND, LOST MY ASS.....LOST MY TITS, TOO MUCH CASH (inspired by "I Got Life" - sing along to the tune)

July 30 2006: LA, the dieting capital of the World, has now redefined the benchmark of bodily acceptability. Plain average is social leprosy, slim is soooo last year and buff is for the cavewomen.

It's now "Go 0 or Go Home".....yes, US size 0, a British size 4. The kind of size young girls have grown out of by about the time of puberty.

God forbid anyone should think you are not an alpha female. But when material possessions are everywhere, what else can you have? When you are already high up the celebrity ladder, where else is there to climb? When you have already given your babies silly names to confirm your elite status, what new badge can you give yourself? In short, what do you give the woman who has everything? - a fashion-driven flirtation with Anorexia, that's what you can have.

LA, remind me, what does it stand for? Yes, that's it, Lost my Ass, or is that simply lost my mind?